Hiring me has many benefits!
- does work
- shows up
- takes average amount of toilet brakes
- rarely breaks things
- fucks up only on accident
THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!
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Hiring me has many benefits!
THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!
I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.