How is there not a thin sheen of Cheeto dust or kebab juice over any of that. What kind of madman is this?

fair

I gotta admit that I’m disappointed that you think so little of me

penis inserts into things, hence the bottle – vagina takes things, hence the guillotine

I only know that Marvell is bad, are the rest also bad?

the… the neck of the bottle fits into the… the nose of the guillotine…

it’s obvious who’s the female and who’s the male in this partnership

Edit: Because of the holes!
Edit2: I hope the downvotes are because of wary lurkers wondering if I’m misgendering inanimate objects, and not because the joke was bad.

why would you hurt me like this

Is the guy in the background 69ing a Tuba