Splitting hairs, but a green card only means permanent residency.

So Pippin and Boromir were in nearly the same position, but with wildly different stakes. Huh.

Both Samwise Gamgee and his father, Hamfast Gamgee,

Oh god I snorted vodka. Hamfast?

Shatter Google.

They’re very naive, the kids and parents.

Then those kids are gonna see weird porn no matter what.

Stop fucking up the internet for the rest of us, just because some parents can’t or won’t raise their kids the way you want.

Then don’t hand them your tablet and look away.

Or at least check the damn history.

You’re wasting time, faster!

I don’t give a shit if kids see porn.

If that’s the worst example we’ve got, whoop de shit. Monitor your sprogs.